[Intro] Well, darling, here we are again, You brought your favorite complication in. He’s got your jacket, I’ve got your stare, And somehow both of you think I should care. [Verse 1] You whisper something into his ear, Then look at me like I should disappear. He kisses you once, you kiss him twice, I roll my eyes and call it very nice. You two make quite the lovely scene, So polished, practiced, almost obscene. I’m not jealous, get that straight, I’m just annoyed you’re making me wait. [Verse 2] He offers you a drink, he offers his jacket, Pulls up his shirt just to show off his package. Six-pack shining like a prize on display, What a pleasant view… mmm… Oh, wait… Not my type anyway. You give him that look, I give him mine, He knows exactly when to cross that line. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t give me that innocent face, You know exactly what you’re doing in this place. If this is a contest, darling, make it clear, I’m already bored, and you’re still standing here. [Chorus] My boyfriend’s boyfriend is driving me wild, With that wicked little attitude and that dangerous smile. Kiss him again, go on, make a show, I’ll applaud politely while I tell you both no. You can have his attention for an hour or two, But don’t mistake irritation for something new. I’m not jealous, I’m simply annoyed, By the circus surrounding my favorite boy. [Verse 3] He tells you secrets, he held me last week, You hang on his every word, so innocent and sweet. Your hand on his waist, his hand on your sleeve, Honestly, darling, what am I meant to believe? You call him gorgeous, he calls you divine, Then both turn around and ask if I’m fine. I take a sip and give you a stare, Three people flirting with absolutely no care. [Verse 4] Now you kiss him slowly just to make me look, Like some paperback villain from a scandalous book. He laughs when I sigh, you laugh when I glare, I swear the two of you are a matched pair. Fine, have your moment, enjoy the applause, Just remember I’m still the one making the calls. If you want my attention, earn every bit, I’m not impressed by your little romantic skit. [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Maybe I like watching you compete, Maybe I like when you get too close to speak. Maybe I’m amused by the mess you create, Maybe I’m simply allergic to waiting. So kiss him again, if that’s your game, But don’t look surprised when I steal the stage. You wanted a reaction, darling, there it is, Now tell me which one of us started this. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t give me that innocent face, You know exactly why you’re taking up this space. If you’re gonna play, then play it sincere, Because I’m getting impatient, my dear. [Final Chorus] My boyfriend’s boyfriend is driving me wild, With that wicked little attitude and that dangerous smile. Kiss him again, make the whole room stare, I’ll raise my glass like I simply don’t care. You can steal his kisses, you can steal his time, But don’t expect me to surrender mine. I’m not jealous, I’m simply annoyed, And somehow you’re still my favorite problem, boy. [Outro] Kiss him once. Kiss him twice. Now behave. Or don’t. I’m entertained.
