[Intro] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Verse 1] There once was a man named Dennis Who wasn’t even a man at all He was actually a raccoon that plays Tennis Who really enjoyed chasing that ball All day long he played that game For nothing but the joy Not the hot dates Nor the pure fame Just the rigid desires Of representing his name They called him Dennis D Menace The best the courts had ever seen And then when he stepped up The crowds screamed out! “Raaaahhhhh!!” Because they knew he’d win it clean “At-uh boy Dennis!” Woo! [Chorus 1] Oh Dennis! Dennis D “thuh Menace!” He was so good “at Tennis!” He even won a world record “Guinness” Hey! He was Dennis D “thuh Menace!” So ya better stay out his “Business! Oh!” [Verse 2] There then once came A dark and broody day The stormy weather Hath do conformed Everyone had told him “Dont go out there in this rain!” But he just would not listen So we all sat down and prayed Dear lord Dear lord “Do not strike this man!” Or raccoon thing or whatever That came crawling out of the trash can He deserves to play as much as anyone else does “Just give him that for goodness sake!” It was at that moment “That the thunder rang crashed out!” And the lights had quickly flickered “As he brightened up the sky” Oh my My!! “He day-yud” [Chorus 2] Oh Dennis! Dennis D “thuh Menace!” He was so good “at Tennis!” He even won a world record “Guinness” Hey! He was Dennis D “thuh Menace!” So ya better stay out his “Business! Oh!” [Outro] And now he’s dead “Hey!” [End Song]
