You came in smellin’ like a stranger’s perfume, Talkin’ ‘bout traffic and work ran long. Baby, bless your heart, you almost had me, If I hadn’t seen your truck where it don’t belong. Now you’re kissin’ on my forehead, Askin’ if I’ll pour you a drink. Go ahead and play your little poker face… I’m holdin’ every ace, don’t blink. I ain’t gonna scream, I ain’t gonna cuss. You keep diggin’ that hole— I’ll just hand you the shovel, love. I’m gonna smile like I don’t know, Dance while you put on your little show. Baby, keep thinkin’ you’re slick as sin, You ain’t got a clue what’s rollin’ in. Your boots by the door, your truck in the drive, You think you’re livin’ your double life. Go on, Romeo… steal one more kiss. The best revenge is already on my list. Your mama loves me, your buddies do too, Preacher still calls me “that sweet young wife.” Wonder how they’re gonna feel on Sunday When the truth walks in dressed up nice. I already packed your fishing trophies, Left your hoodies folded neat. Funny how your whole world fits so easy In a box marked “pick up by the street.” No slammed doors tonight, No teardrops to see. The louder you lie, The quieter I’ll be. I’m gonna smile like I don’t know, Dance while you put on your little show. Baby, keep thinkin’ you’re slick as sin, You ain’t got a clue what’s rollin’ in. Your boots by the door, your truck in the drive, You think you’re livin’ your double life. Go on, Casanova… take your shot. I’ve already won—you just don’t know it. Pour another round! Everybody sing! He thought he was the king… Now he’s sleepin’ with the mosquitoes! Hey! Wave goodbye! Watch that rearview fade. Ain’t karma funny When a good girl’s done playin’? I’m gonna smile like I don’t know, Let you put on one last show. By sunrise your key won’t fit, And your name won’t live on this mailbox, darlin’. You played Casanova, broke your own crown. Turns out the queen don’t need you around. So raise ‘em high, girls—here’s a toast: To the fools who lose the ones they need the most. You never saw it comin’… Bless your cheatin’ heart.
