Played Dead

🦇 🕸️ 🪦 ── ⛧ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 ⛧ ── 🪦 🕸️ 🦇 Welcome to the Nightmarish Ride. A variety show in a deserted fun fare that at mignight suddenly turns to a crowded place - Dare you buy a ticket... for just a coin? Dare you enter the show? 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/cad1c252-6b7a-4132-b271-ae36afb042b8 💀 🎃 ✦ ── 𓆙 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𓆙 ── ✦ 🎃 💀 [Intro] A bell rang twice in the mausoleum, Something shuffled past the rose, I wore my finest funeral face— Then you ruined my repose! [Verse 1] I found you flat beside the fountain, Cold as marble, pale as glue, Your lace gloves folded on your stomach, So I did what ghouls must do. I checked your pulse with one black fingernail, I sniffed the air for soul, Then I leaned in close and whispered, “Fresh remains? I’ll take the whole!” [Pre-Chorus] Your eyelid twitched—oh, tiny tell— But I was dazzled by the smell! [Chorus] You played dead, you wicked little goth, And I nearly bit my tongue! You sprang up laughing from the graveyard, While I fled like I was young! You played dead, now hear me howl— My dignity is underground! I’m a ghoul, but you’re the monster When you fake a final sound! [Verse 2] You wore a veil of funeral netting, Painted bruises on your cheek, Put a sticker on your forehead: “Please disturb me, freak!” I brought a shovel, brought a lantern, Brought a bucket marked “For Bones,” You sat up and yelled, “Surprise, sweetheart!” I dropped three ancestral stones. [Pre-Chorus] My jaw unhinged, my knees went slack, I tried to haunt you—then ran back! [Chorus] You played dead, you wicked little goth, And I nearly bit my tongue! You sprang up laughing from the graveyard, While I fled like I was young! You played dead, now hear me howl— My dignity is underground! I’m a ghoul, but you’re the monster When you fake a final sound! [Bridge] [Goth Girl] “Did the scary ghoul get frightened? Did the corpse have better nerve?” [Ghoul] “I have haunted kings and dentists! I have standards! I have curves!” [Goth Girl] “You screamed into a flower bed.” [Ghoul] “That was a tactical yell!” [Goth Girl] “You hid inside a garden urn.” [Ghoul] “It was a tactical shell!” [Breakdown] Dead girl! Fake girl! Black lipstick, crooked grin! Ghoul boy! Grave boy! Never let the trickster in! [Final Chorus] You played dead, you wicked little goth, Now I’m planning my return! I’ll lie still beside your coffin With a coupon for concern! You played dead, but I learned your game— I’ll prank you twice as hard! When you open up your eyes again, I’ll be hiding in your yard! [Outro] The bell rang three in the mausoleum, She vanished with a laugh, I found a note beneath my rib: “Next time, bring a staff.”