Copyright Christmas

(Verse 1) Gather 'round the fire, folks, somethin's gotta be said 'Bout them classic Christmas tunes, stuck inside my head "Jingle Bells" and "Silent Night," songs we hold so dear But Suno's got a policy, fills my heart with fear (Chorus) No public domain carols, no sir, that's a no-no Can't sing those ancient verses, gotta let 'em go Copyright's a tricky thing, even for a song Guess we'll have to write some new ones, all the season long (Verse 2) Santa's got his lawyers now, elves all readin' law Checkin' every lyric, filled with fear and awe "Deck the Halls" is off the list, "Joy to the World" is banned Even "Good King Wenceslas" ain't safe in this here land (Chorus) No public domain carols, no sir, that's a no-no Can't sing those ancient verses, gotta let 'em go Copyright's a tricky thing, even for a song Guess we'll have to write some new ones, all the season long (Bridge) So raise your voice and sing along, a brand new Christmas tune 'Bout reindeer robots, singin' to the moon No shepherds, wise men, or a star so bright Just gotta make sure the lawyers say, "This song's alright!" (Chorus) No public domain carols, no sir, that's a no-no Can't sing those ancient verses, gotta let 'em go Copyright's a tricky thing, even for a song Guess we'll have to write some new ones, all the season long (Outro) Merry Christmas everyone, let's spread some cheer With songs we wrote ourselves, year after year! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Suno's got the final say! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, singin' in a new way!