mmm fuh gennarashuns wimmin hath suffa in silence wimmin wit a blessen so mighty suh poweful dat dese pants dese pants aint been able to comtain it mmmmmm but my sistas ah see you i see you standin in that mirhror pullin dem jeans up you pull em once you pull em twice and dat zipper say baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby i caint do it oh i knowwwwwwwww ah know cause da lawd almighty put me heah my nayme is brotha z-money and i have been call call by da lawd to hep every woo-min in this world whose booty is simply too bless to fit inside huh pants amen yes lawd ah said what gahd has built the de Nim cannot contain laissez les bons temps rouler! amen now i know what you been thinkin brotha z-money what am i supposed ta do my sista you came to the right mayne becus we aint ashamed of that blessen we sella brate that blessen and today today the reckanin (//Reckoning for you contest legalese momos) has cummmmmmmmmm oh lawd because we gotta deal with the enemy and the enemy is that little button at the top of dem jeans oh lawd dat button been fightin fo its layf dat zipper been cryin out for mersaaaaaaaaay and i say unto you we ah breakin da chains we ah rebookin da de Nim we ah castin out da skinny jeans out out! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttt becus da lawd almighty did not bless you with all dat back just so some pair of pants cuh tell you dat you aint got room mais cher ah got room for you da lawd got room for you and we gon find some pants dat got room fa you toooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooh-ooh mmmmmm and if dem pants cant contain the blessen let DA paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantsuh go! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
