[Verse 1] When you meet a court jester applicant, you don't build him a universe like you're merging with planet ego. No, you test his skills on who can make you laugh more while still allowing you're leisure system to leizh- you or him. I watch the grin, I watch the room, I make the whole court shake. One cheap joke, one sharp bow, and I take the crown you waste. [Pre-Chorus] Who got the wink? Who got the sway? Who can crack the seal and walk away? You bring the pride, I bring the spark, I turn your marble hall to bark. [Chorus] I win I win That's why they call me, my leige I win I win Bow when the joke hits clean That's why they call me, my leige That's why they call me, my leige [Verse 2] You brought the velvet, I brought the snap, I made your serious face collapse. You said "prove it," I said "watch this," and the whole room bit the edge of my wit. No universe, just a chair, a raised eyebrow, and a dare. I turned your test into my stage, now even your silence cheers my name. [Pre-Chorus] Who got the grin? Who got the bite? Who can make the stiffest lord take flight? You hold the throne, I hold the room, I turn your high court into a boom. [Chorus] I win I win That's why they call me, my leige I win I win Bow when the joke hits clean That's why they call me, my leige That's why they call me, my leige [Bridge] No universe, just proof of skill, I bend the room when I stand still. A little laugh, a perfect sting, and now I'm wearing your golden ring. [Final Chorus] I win I win That's why they call me, my leige I win I win Bow when the joke hits clean That's why they call me, my leige That's why they call me, my leige You may address me as Luna my Leige Asĕ
