[Verse 1] You came in fast Like a bad little storm Tiny paws, big chaos All over the floor My eyes went wide I lost my cool Now the whole damn room Is acting the fool [Pre-Chorus] One quick leap One sharp yelp I should've seen That trouble itself [Chorus] Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls There goes my pride There goes my walk Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls I doubled over And I still laughed [Verse 2] You circle back With that smug little grin Tail like a metronome Going back again Neighbors heard me From across the street Said, "What happened now?" I said, "Don't ask" [Pre-Chorus] One quick leap One sharp yelp I should've seen That trouble itself [Chorus] Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls There goes my pride There goes my walk Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls I doubled over And I still laughed [Bridge] I tried to act tough Tried to stand my ground But one small rocket Knocked me right down You don't look twice You don't get a chance When a skinny blur Starts that dance [Final Chorus] Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls There goes my pride There goes my walk Whippet jumping on my balls Whippet jumping on my balls I doubled over And I still laughed ' OH MY FUCKING BALLS'
