[Verse] Oh Huh-Wow-Wow-Chakakini A mind so wild and keen Dreamt up the barbwire bikini A sight so rarely seen But never sold a single one Lost every dime he had Inventing things to make 'em laugh A soul both mad and sad [Verse 2] Then came the electric kazoo A device both loud and bright Hoped to spark a revolution A dazzling sonic light But only sold a handful To folks both brave and true Their families came a-knockin' Decided they should sue [Chorus] Huh-Wow-Wow-Chakakini A dreamer bound to fight Inventions by the dozen But none took off in flight Laughter and the lawsuits A tale of highs and lows A folk song for the ages Where whimsy boldly goes [Verse 3] He toiled in his workshop With gears and wires alike Poured his heart in every piece Chasing after spikes But the world wasn't ready For ideas so profound Left him lost and wandering On uneven ground [Verse 4] Neighbors whispered softly "He's just a mad inventor " But the spirit in his heart was fierce An untamed epicenter He wandered down life's winding road With inventions on his back Carried forth his vivid dreams And never looked on back [Chorus] Huh-Wow-Wow-Chakakini A genius in his way Crafted songs and gadgets Tried to save the day Though fortune never found him His heart remained so true A legend in the making In the electric kazoo
