Love is like a comedy Cheap seats Same scene I’m the actress and director Calling “cut” inside my head He walks in like a punchline Late Wrong shoes Wrong time He’s my main joke I’m the setup And I still laugh instead You’re my main joke And I keep coming back For the same old line That falls a little flat I roll my eyes Then wait for your reply I’m bored without you And I don’t even know why We argue over nothing Burnt toast Cold tea He forgets every anniversary But remembers all my fears I say I’m done this season Write you out Good reason Then the credits never roll Till you pull me back with tears You’re my main joke And I keep coming back For the same old line That falls a little flat I roll my eyes Then wait for your reply I’m bored without you And I don’t even know why It’s funny sometimes When you miss your cue I swear I’m through Then I miss you too Laugh track in my head As we stumble through the scene Is this tragedy or comedy Or something in between? You’re my main joke And I keep coming back For the same old line That falls a little flat I roll my eyes But I still memorize Every flaw Every sigh ’cause I’m bored without you And I don’t even know why
