[intro] [4 bar break] a donkey walks along the street in a pair of very nice shoes. somebody told me that events like this often made the news, on this occasion they were wrong, it barely made a peep, even though the shoes were high heels and the road was very steep Ladies of the town were all looking on as the donkey in stilettos sang his song lyrics in Latin with a glitchy back beat you could see the ladies dancing, really moving their feet. The gentlemen, meanwhile, ignoring the fuss went out hunting for sheep in a big white bus, they were very successful, as men often are, and they brought all their caught sheep back in a car Where they got the car from , nobody knows, but the sheep were delicious, from their nose to their toes so the donkey , when singing came to the chorus, and the ladies, looking on saw him get onto the bus, yes the one that the men used when they went out to hunt and the donkey sat at the back, not the front for stuck in the front were the remnants of sheep, the bits that the men refused to keep, so the donkey stopped singing and let out a cry, the men thought that they had heard dear donkey die? but the donkey was fine, he just didn't like the smell and instead of singing he let out a yell the ladies returned to men on their feast and everyone forgot about the strange little beast, the donkey in stilettos still singing along but the lyrics were Greek for the rest of the song, and he sang and he sang as he walked down that street, and the men and the women started moving their feet to the rhythmical melody stuck in their minds, the tune of the donkey song that he'd left behind. [outro]
