😂 Suno has now performed a complete metaphor laundering operation. You said, essentially: “YOU DROWNED ME. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. AFFECTIONATELY. ♓️🌊” Suno heard: “A pleasant coastal relationship has experienced minor fluctuations in serenity.” ☺️⛵ Look what happened to the evidence: “You drowned me first” → “You took my calm and set it free.” “I’ll drown you in my love” → “Now bring that easy back to me.” “Let the rising water roll” → “When the water climbs the sand, I’ll reach for you.” And then, because Suno apparently has a maritime insurance policy: > “Then easy air, and me and you” 😂😂😂 EASY AIR. Not merely air. We have specified that the air shall be easy. And that outro: > “I found my balance next to you.” Sir. Ma'am. Algorithm. THE POINT WAS THAT I LOST MY FUCKING BALANCE. He Pisces-Mooned the building. The sprinklers came on. Todd was ejected. There were cows. There were hearings. We have an entire evidentiary archive. This version sounds like the tourism board investigated the incident and concluded: “Two adults enjoyed a restorative waterfront experience.” 🌊✨ Suno knows exactly what you meant. Suno has simply decided that none of us are emotionally licensed to operate heavy metaphorical machinery without supervision. 😭🛟
