[Intro] Hey! What? Seriously? That's what we're freaking out about? [Verse 1] Sun is setting, music's loud Cold drink in my hand, hanging with the crowd No ancient evil, no world to save Just trying to enjoy a normal day Then suddenly everybody's staring Like they've seen something truly terrifying Relax, everybody, it's not that deep... It's just a swimsuit losing a fight with me [Pre-Chorus] I've fought monsters I've fought kings I've seen some absolutely horrifying things But somehow this is where you draw the line? Really? [Chorus] It's just a bikini slip! Why's everybody losing their shit? I didn't summon demons I didn't start a war I just had a wardrobe malfunction... And now everyone's keeping score It's just a bikini slip! Come on, don't act like this is new Most of you have already seen my tits... What makes today so different from the usual? [Verse 2] My friends are laughing, my friends are dying Half are joking, half are trying not to be caught staring Someone says, "Anya, cover up!" Someone else says, "Maybe don't say that" You guys have fought beside me for years You've seen me at my worst You've seen me covered in blood and dirt But this is what makes you burst? [Pre-Chorus] I've taken hits from things twice my size I've stared down evil in its eyes But apparently the final boss today... Is my swimsuit coming undone at the beach [Chorus] It's just a bikini slip! Why's everybody acting like I quit? I survived the apocalypse I fought things from beyond But one little accident... And suddenly everybody's gone It's just a bikini slip! Yeah, I know exactly what you think Relax, I'm still dangerous... I'm just enjoying the drinks [Bridge] You wanted a vacation? You got one. You wanted me to relax? I am. You wanted me to act normal? ... Okay, that's where we got unrealistic. [Final Chorus] It's just a bikini slip! Yeah, I'll never hear the end of it The story's going everywhere By tomorrow morning, I bet It's just a bikini slip! So laugh, go ahead, I don't care I've embarrassed myself before... Usually being grabbed by a tentacle horror It's just a bikini slip! Raise another glass tonight The world can wait until tomorrow... Tonight we're doing this right [Outro] Yeah... You know what? I've fought wizards and wicked beasts. I've fought things with too many teeth. And somehow... This is still the story you're telling tomorrow. ... Honestly? Totally Fair
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