Diaries of My Valentine: Cupid’s Murder Mystery

[Intro] My Love My Love! What happened to my “I’m right here!” Oh [Bridge 1] Well if you’re right here… Then who died this time? And where is my underwear? “I don’t know!!” [Chorus 1] What’s this What’s this! There is murder in the air Oh Who it is Who it is! And where’s my underwear?! “I don’t know!!” Oh What’s that What’s that! Is it just another cat? Or Who is dat Who is dat! And where’s my bottle cap?! “I don’t know!!” [Verse 1] We must search for clues immediately Something suss has been prepared You go check the roof and I’ll spec out the Chim-in-knee Watch for hazards “And Do Beware!” I do believe we have found ourselves an enemy there Who is it this time? Is it Dare-uhll or Janice! Ohhh if it is! I’mma go feral uh-lan-us Zombie! “Zombie!” Oh oh oh oh “Oops” I’m getting off track again We’d better regroup “and take-uh re-stock again” To figure out who did this “Before we push off again” And row row row our boats “Down the rivers trails again” Hey! [Chorus 2] What’s this What’s this! There is murder in the air Oh Who it is Who it is! And where’s my underwear?! “I don’t know!!” Oh What’s that What’s that! Is it just another cat? Or Who is dat Who is dat! And where’s my bottle cap?! “I don’t know!!” [Verse 2] Huh-Zah! I have found him Lying under the stairs He’s got a wooden stringy thing With a pointy tip onto it “That’s a bow and arrow stupid” Oh Well then “It must be Cupid!” I see no other reason for him to do it “To Do what?” I don’t know! Whatever got him dead like this Why would I know what he did I’m not a psychic! “I can’t stand you sometimes” I hereby do declare!! That is was Jax, under the stairs, with a broomstick! Bam! Done! I win! “Yaaaaayyy, or whatever” Ahhahaha! Thank you Love I’m so glad you were here with me On this treacherous adventure! I couldn’t have done it without you “Can we go home now?” As soon as we finish this song!!! “Aye!” [Chorus 3] What’s this What’s this! There is murder in the air Oh Who it is Who it is! And where’s my underwear?! “I don’t know!!” Oh What’s that What’s that! Is it just another cat? Or Who is dat Who is dat! And where’s my bottle cap?! “I don’t know!!” [Outro] Okay okay okay We can go now “Thank you” Wait! Where’s my underwear?!? “I don’t know!!” [End Song]