I have searched near and very far Even looked inside my car Lost my glasses I can't see Need to find them so I can read I will scream I will shout My glasses are nowhere to be found I've been hunting all day long Now my patience all is gone Where are my glasses? This is getting tragic I retrace my steps Still nothing It's magic I spin in circles Til I almost fall Where are my glasses? Have I lost them and my mind and all? Did I toss them in my big old purse Or stash them in the ice cold fridge? I'm about to invent new words 'cause I can't remember where they went I wish I had some help to find Feel like I'm losing my mind (oh no) Did I leave them by the bathroom sink Or are they closer than I think? Where are my glasses? This is getting tragic I retrace my steps Still nothing It's magic I spin in circles Til I almost fall Where are my glasses? Have I lost them and my mind and all? Check the table Check the chair Check the sofa (check everywhere!) Check the hallway Check the bed …oh wait They're sitting on my head Here are my glasses I was so dramatic They were on my face That's the final twist of it I spin in circles Start to laugh so hard Here are my glasses Guess my brain just clocked out for a while
