[instrumental intro] [Verse] [baritone male vocals, double-tracked harmony] I have big, big, big, big brains, doo-dah, doo-dah I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] [baritone male vocals, double-tracked harmony] I got AI to write my songs, doo-dah, doo-dah 'Cause my brain was tired all day long, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I made this song that we can sing, doo-dah, doo-dah But it doesn't always have to rhyme, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [solo] [Verse] Used GPS to find my house, doo-dah, doo-dah Got lost three times but found it now, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [solo] [Verse] I read a Wikipedia page, doo-dah, doo-dah Now I'm an expert, so they say, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I fixed my computer yesterday, doo-dah, doo-dah By turning it off and on again, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I bought a book of Shakespeare's plays, doo-dah, doo-dah Ain't read 'em but it's on display, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I have two real college degrees, doo-dah, doo-dah In feminist and gender studies, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I spent hours arguing online, doo-dah, doo-dah The strangers were so wrong this time, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I counted all my fingers twice, doo-dah, doo-dah Still got ten, now ain't that nice, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I made my lunch all by myself, doo-dah, doo-dah Only burned it twice, oh well, oh, doo-dah day [Final Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, doo-dah, doo-dah Nobody's ever been this smart, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, doo-dah, doo-dah I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [solo] [Verse] I checked my schedule very close, doo-dah, doo-dah Wrong damn week, but who's keeping score? Oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Verse] I'm the guy who knows it all, doo-dah, doo-dah Except for the stuff I can't recall, oh, doo-dah day [Chorus] Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains, oh, doo-dah day [Meta Finale] I asked AI to write this song, doo-dah, doo-dah To prove how smart I'd been all along, oh, doo-dah day Then AI said, "Let's be fair," doo-dah, doo-dah "Most of these stories make you look impaired," oh, doo-dah day Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day The robot got the joke before I did, doo-dah day Oh, doo-dah day, oh, doo-dah day I have big, big, big, big brains... ...according to the song I paid AI to write, doo-dah day.
