Does Your... Hang Low? (by Cooty Kate & the Jump Jump)

Does your... hang low? Can it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Does your ... hang low? Does your ... stand high? Can it reach up to the sky? Does it droop when it's wet? Does it stiffen when it's dry? Can you wave it at your neighbor With an element of flavor? Does your... stand high? Does your ... flip-flop? Can you use it as a mop? Is it stringy at the bottom? Is it curly at the top? Can you use it for a swatter? Can you use it for a blotter? Does your ... flip-flop? Does your ... stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut it up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Does your ... stick out? Does your ... give snacks? Is it all filled up with wax? Do you eat it in the morning Do you eat it in the bath? Do you eat it with a scone Or do you eat it on its own? Does your ... give snacks?