[Verse] Tongue twisted, syllables collapse, Heartbeat drumming, but my words relapse. Sweat beads, tsunami in my lap, Every line I drop, it's a verbal trap. Confidence a myth, Houdini act, Vanish mid-sentence, I can't retract. Eyes locked, mind blank, straight off track, Trying to flirt, but I’m under attack. [Chorus] Crash and burn, my game’s absurd, Stuck in reverse, can't find the words. Crash and burn, it’s all a blur, "Hey... uh... hi," I don’t deserve. [Verse] DMs sent, ghosted like Pac-Man, Emoji game weak, I'm a text flatland. Pickup lines stiff, mannequin handstand, Her laugh? A guillotine, my pride can’t withstand. In the club, I’m a shadow on the wall, Sip my drink slow, avoiding it all. Friends push me forward, I stumble and fall, Spit game? Nah, just a stuttered stall. [Bridge] Mirror pep talk, “You got this tonight,” But I’m the joker, can’t get it right. Cupid shooting blanks, outta his sight, My love life’s a movie, black-and-white. [Chorus] Crash and burn, my game’s absurd, Stuck in reverse, can't find the words. Crash and burn, it’s all a blur, "Hey... uh... hi," I don’t deserve. [Verse] Stage fright hittin’ like a heavyweight champ, Voice box glitchin’ like a shorted-out amp. Try to play smooth, but I’m bootcamp damp, Confidence missing—someone check the stamp. She walks by, perfume hits like a spell, Brain hits reboot, I freeze up and fail. Mouth opens up… it’s a static-filled yell, Every flirt attempt? Return to sender mail. [Verse] New fit on, but my swagger’s on mute, Shoes stay clean, but my courage won’t suit. Tryna drop charm, but I sound like a flute. High, off-key, and embarrassin’ to boot. Friends hype me up like “Bro, she might bite,” But I’m a deer on the road in the headlights. One more chance? I’ll still fumble the invite, Crash and burn twice—same show, same night. [Chorus] Crash and burn, my game’s absurd, Stuck in reverse, can't find the words. Crash and burn, it’s all a blur, "Hey... uh... hi," I don’t deserve. Dang! I need therapy or something Maybe a drink [fun laughter] Wooo
