[Verse 1] Woke up late on a Tuesday Made some tea, fed the cat Put my slippers on the wrong feet No one's gonna know about that The garden looked… peaceful The birds agreed, more or less …mostly [Verse 2] I sat down with a good book Turned to page forty-three Dave behind the kit had other plans As per usu-all-y He's playing something that sounds like A washing machine in a war We've been through this before [Chorus] It's a quiet day (mostly) A very quiet day (the neighbours disagree) We're doing just fine (Dave is doing Dave) It's the quietest day We've seen in quite some ti— [Verse 3] The postman came and went quickly He's learned not to knock twice The dog looked up from his corner And then reconsidered his advice I turned the page of my novel I think something happened in France [Final Chorus] It's a quiet day (loudly) A very quiet day (Dave says you're welcome) We're holding it down (someone has to try) It's the quietest day On record probab— [Outro]
