[Verse 1] Family packed up the ride Cold drinks in a crate Deetrick took the leed car Said, “We’re gonna be great” He took apart that wheelchair Piece by tiny piece Bolts in the cup holder Now there’s metal at his feet [Pre-Chorus] Map said, “Keep right” Deetrick said, “I know” Then he squinted at the screen And took the wrong road [Chorus] Deetrick, Deetrick Leed car legend Deetrick, Deetrick Beach-bound and reckless He missed that turn Then he missed it again Deetrick, Deetrick How’d we trust him? [Verse 2] Backseat boys shouting “Yo, you passed the sign!” Grandma got the chips out Then she lost her mind He was weaving off the shoulder Like a fish on land Still acting like he had it With no map in hand [Pre-Chorus] “Recalculating,” sang the phone Like it had a clue Deetrick nodded real serious Then slid into lane two [Chorus] Deetrick, Deetrick Leed car legend Deetrick, Deetrick Beach-bound and reckless He missed that turn Then he missed it again Deetrick, Deetrick How’d we trust him? [Bridge] Now the convoy’s laughing Somewhere by the dunes Wheelchair is now a puzzle Half a beach trip tune But when we hit Gulf Shores And the sand got bright Even Deetrick said “Yeah, I kinda did all right” [Final Chorus] Deetrick, Deetrick Leed car legend Deetrick, Deetrick Beach-bound and reckless He missed that turn But he made us grin Deetrick, Deetrick Let the chaos begin [Outro] Family convoy rolling Sun and salty air Deetrick in the front seat Acting like he’s a pro in there
