[Verse 1] I think I've learned a lesson I asked a "what if" question It caused a great big mess and Wow And how [Verse 2] It's like the "what if" vanished Before I could finish Now all my girlfriend's clannish Friends Said a-men [Verse 3] I barely got the words out There could be no doubt But then I heard her shout "Yes! Oh, yes!" [Chorus] Now I'm thinking, how did things go south? What were the words that came out of my mouth? What in the world was I thinking of? All I said was "what if I'm in love?" [Verse 4] I couldn't say I didn't mean it But I thought she would've seen it When I turned a shade of green it Was me Oh, me! [Verse 5] Now she thinks that I should bring her Something shiny for her finger I don't know if I should linger Or flee We'll see [Outro] Now I'm thinking, how did things go south? What were the words that came out of my mouth? What in the world was I thinking of? All I said was "what if I'm in love?" All I said was "what if I'm in love?"
