[Spoken – extremely cheerful holiday advert voice] This summer, forget buses, trains and Ubers… Because with MICK'S WALKING HOLIDAYS… WE. WALK. EVERYWHERE! [Music explodes into ridiculously happy holiday pop] 🎵 Mick's Walking Holidays! Thirty thousand steps a day! Got a blister? Got a corn? Mick says WALK IT ANYWAY! 🎵 No bus! WE'LL WALK! No train! WE'LL WALK! Five miles away? THAT'S FINE! Because Mick knows a shortcut… [music suddenly stops] …through a dark field. [quiet voice] There might be foxes. [HUGE HAPPY MUSIC RETURNS] 🎵 Mick's Walking Holidays! Feel the sunshine! Feel the pain! Your feet may never work again, BUT LOOK — WE SAVED THREE QUID ON A TRAIN! 🎵 Back at the campervan, enjoy our luxury dining experience… CEREAL! Straight from the box. No bowls. And no lights! 🎵 Pack it up! Get it out! Pack it up again! Everything we bloody own, Twice a day — AMEN! 🎵 [Big finale] 🎵 SORE FEET! BLISTERS! CORNS! FOXES! THIRTY THOUSAND STEPS AND NO BLOODY TAXIS! 🎵 🎵 MIIIIICK'S WALKING HOLIDAAAAAYS! 🎵 [Spoken, incredibly cheerful] Mick's Walking Holidays. You'll need a holiday… after your holiday. [Mick, in the distance] "We can walk it!" [Final jingle] 🎵 OF COURSE WE BLOODY CAN! 🎵
