[Verse 1] Dashing through the snow, In a rental car that’s beat, To the airport, here we go, But we’re stuck in every seat. Del’s smile shines so bright, Though chaos fills the air, Two strangers on this endless trip, A bond beyond compare. [Chorus] Oh, you can spend the holidays with me, Through planes, trains, and cars, you’ll see. When everything goes wrong, we’ll sing, The road’s not so lonely. Hey! You can spend the holidays with me, This trip’s a catastrophe. But we’ll laugh until we reach our home, That’s how it’s meant to be! [Verse 2] The plane was grounded fast, The train broke down, oh great! The bus ride couldn’t last, We’re stranded with no freight. A burnt-up rental wreck, A motel room’s a fright, Through freezing cold and awkward laughs, We’ll make it home tonight. [Chorus] Oh, you can spend the holidays with me, Through planes, trains, and cars, you’ll see. When everything goes wrong, we’ll sing, The road’s not so lonely. Hey! You can spend the holidays with me, This trip’s a catastrophe. But we’ll laugh until we reach our home, That’s how it’s meant to be! [Bridge] Through icy roads and broken cars, And stories told beneath the stars. With turkey dreams and warm goodbyes, We’ll make it home, no compromise. [Chorus] Oh, you can spend the holidays with me, Through planes, trains, and cars, you’ll see. When everything goes wrong, we’ll sing, The road’s not so lonely. Hey! You can spend the holidays with me, This trip’s a catastrophe. But we’ll laugh until we reach our home, That’s how it’s meant to be! [Outro] So here’s to friends, both tried and true, And journeys that bring joy anew. When all else fails, just wait and see, You can spend the holidays with me!
