Text Me Kevin! (humor) F 253 V4 BST

[OMG!! C’mon Kevin!! Seriously??! - Mira] 😠 [Intro] (Dramatic sigh, over-the-top longing) Oh, Kevin... How was I supposed to know That lyrics weren’t quite right now? Oh, Kevin... You left me hanging so alone, Now it’s way too late tonight! [Verse] Just text me now, don’t leave me here, I need those words to sound sincere! You know I can’t create alone - I need your magic, send it home! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, Kevin, I’m spiraling! Overthinking every line I bring! You hold the key, don’t let me drown - Just hit that Send and lock it down! [Chorus] All my lyric lines Are messing me up and - So I must confess I still will debate, I still will create! When words aren’t written, I lose my mind! Give me a bit more time - Text me, Kevin, it's lock-it-down-for-Suno time! [Verse] Oh no, I tried to freestyle here... But now the rhymes all just disappear! You make the words all fit just right, Without you, it’s a sleepless night! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, Kevin, I’m spiraling! Overthinking every line I bring! You hold the key, don’t let me drown - Just hit that Send and lock it down! [Chorus] All my lyric lines Are messing me up and - So I must confess I still will debate, I still will create! When words aren’t written, I lose my mind! Give me a bit more time - Text me, Kevin, it's lock-it-down-for-Suno time! [Bridge] (Spoken dramatically, borderline soap opera monologue) Kevin… do you even KNOW… What it’s like… to WAIT… in the abyss? Refresh…NO NEW TEXT?! No way I can go on like this!!! [Final Chorus] All my lyric lines Are messing me up and - So I must confess I still will debate, I still will create! When words aren’t written, I lose my mind! Give me a bit more time - Text me, Kevin, it's lock-it-down-for-Suno time! [Outro] (Fading dramatic echoes, over-the-top longing sighs) Ohhhh Kevin… Kevin… Kevin……