[Verse 1] I said howdy, she said hi I said adios, she said goodbye I barely know my own tongue But I thought, why not try? I tried to impress her fast She caught my eyes in the act Trying to undress her Yeah, she knew I wanted to caress her Of that I won't deny [Pre-Chorus] My gangster lean went low My smooth talk got rusty, showed Out of desperation I reached for the old Hail Mary play [Chorus] What a day What a day I made a fool of me What a day What a day She laughed and let me be What a day Oh, whaaaaat a day I crashed and burned that day In an epic way [Verse 2] Broke open my box of lies And tried my luck one more time But she saw right through Every crooked line I tried It was strike three before I knew I was nowhere close to smooth She wasn't buying Not a word, not a grin, not a move [Pre-Chorus] I leaned in hard, she leaned out That look said, "Boy, sit down" I was all out of answers And she was already halfway gone [Chorus] What a day What a day I made a fool of me What a day What a day She laughed and let me be What a day Oh, whaaaaat a day I crashed and burned that day In an epic way [Bridge] She turned around, flipped me off And walked right on away I stood there blinking at the ground Like a joke with no punchline left to say [Final Chorus] What a day What a day I made a fool of me What a day What a day She laughed and let me be What a day Oh, whaaaaat a day I crashed and burned that day In an epic way
