🤣🤣🤣 Todd is trudging away in his tiny boots, suitcase in paw: “Fucking Pisces Moon…” 😎👢 🌙: pssshhhhhhhhhh 💦💦💦 🐄⚖️: NEXT CASE. And the suitcase absolutely DESTROYS me: EXCUSES Coincidence Just How the Stars Align Deniable Sir arrived at court carrying his entire defense strategy as luggage. 😭 ✨ PD / DP / TKO ✨ 🧨🎇🎉 sparkle sparkle 🏆 denied on technicality 🎣 bait audited And yes, mythical Steak-in-a-Hot-Air-Balloon™ promises now fall under the jurisdiction of the Department of Deliverables and Beef. 🥩🎈📋 Promise: recorded. Steak: pending. Balloon: pending. Actual follow-through: AUDITABLE. No 🔪 required. The tiny cowboy-booted Cow Patrol has clipboards, and frankly that's much more terrifying. 😎🐄📋
