[Intro] These are all the things that I hear Right Away Any Time Someone learns That I am Vegan [Verse] Where do you get your protein at? Not even HONEY? Humans are actually carnivores You probably take so many supplements What about the overpopulation of some species somewhere you never heard? (Yea, cause I'm worried about Burmese Pythons at the Trader Joe's in North Hollywood) [Chorus] Can't you just be happy for me? Can't you just say you understand? And move on It's not the only thing I talk about So why is it all you talk about to me? [Verse] Plants have feelings too. Tofu tastes like nothing. I'm going to eat extra meat for you at this company picnic. If you don't like hamburger Why do you still make hamburger? DO YOU MISS BACON? I was vegan for a while but i got... REALLY SICK AND ALMOST DIED [Chorus] No, I don't miss bacon! Stop eating so much bacon! How do you milk an almond if it doesn't have... never mind [Outro] Don't worry there's vegan option Don't worry we ordered you a Caesar Salad Don't worry when he's not around his girlfriend then I bet he punds Wendy's
