[Verse 1] Clock in with a grin, but the day feels long Spreadsheet pretending like I’m moving along Got a coffee cup shield and a tab full of dreams Two clicks from a task, but I’m cracking memes [Pre-Chorus] I’m not trying to fall behind Just stealing back a little time [Chorus] It’s a meme, worktime fraud Laughing through the hours I’ve been givin’ up One eye on the boss, one eye on my phone If I’m gonna fake it, I won’t fake it alone It’s a meme, worktime fraud Burning through the boredom in a sideways nod I should be locked in, but I’m barely on guard Yeah, it’s a meme, worktime fraud [Verse 2] Emails pile up like a storm in the dark I dodge one more meeting with a perfect excuse marked There’s a cat in a suit and a joke I can’t quit I send it to my friend and I’m laughing at it [Bridge] Maybe I’m guilty, maybe I’m not Maybe the clock is just harder than I thought If the day won’t move, then I’ll move it myself With a little bit of chaos and a meme on the shelf [Chorus] It’s a meme, worktime fraud Laughing through the hours I’ve been givin’ up One eye on the boss, one eye on my phone If I’m gonna fake it, I won’t fake it alone It’s a meme, worktime fraud Burning through the boredom in a sideways nod I should be locked in, but I’m barely on guard Yeah, it’s a meme, worktime fraud
